important shipping questions 2 keep in mind
- which one is abysmal at roller skating and has to hold onto the other
- which one gets hiccups every time they drink something fizzy
- which one always joins the group dances at the skating rink
- which one listens to new songs on loop until the other can’t stand it
- which one tags the other in embarrassing photos without asking first
- which one had a short-lived interest in learning the ukulele
- which one keeps posting memes on facebook
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
do u guys really not get the joke omg
It’s an expression. “Don’t mention the elephant in the room”, which is something you say when there’s something problematic/awkward that everyone is aware of but nobody wants to bring up. It’s said this way because if there was an elephant in a room, everyone would be likely to notice it, but since it’s something problematic one way or another, nobody wants to mention it. So that’s where the joke comes from.
I’m sorry if I didn’t explain it properly, I hope it made some sense.
i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything
anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.
A significant decline in dementors as well.
swiggity swag the nightmare stag
Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal
Confused husky pup
He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.
Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.
THAT IS SO CUTE!!!